just a few random facts about chuck norris as i sit at work and hang ten the web over my stouffer's lean cuisine three cheese chicken and broccoli with red peppers. no preservatives.
fact #1: chuck norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. chuck norris goes killing.
fact #2: chuck norris counted to infinity twice.
fact #3: chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. shortly after the transaction was finalized, chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. the devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
ohhh man.
does anyone remember that kid "verno" from "stand by me" who always said, "sincerely!" and also brought a comb even though he had no hair?
thinking of the chuck norris days made me think of that.
i'm bored.
4 comments:
i wish i could write like that, you are hilarious. i remember verno, he only had 7 cents because he hadnt found his pennies yet. and he lost his comb on the train tracks, which he needed for when he was on TV. and he grew up to be Trip Mcneely.
CORRECT BROTHER!! we remember.
i wish i could write like that too. unfortunatly those are not my wits to claim. i found them blousing-i mean browsing. i found them smelling-smiling.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris, which
is impossible, because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
you all think that I only myspace but I read most of your blogs and remain the secret stalker of big bear folks. This was to good matt. I laughed out loud and read it to Lauren. I miss you and love all you guys.
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